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27.12.07

Christmas Pai


We have been lazily enjoying the holidays in northern Thailand in a town called Pai (pie). During a shopping expedition to Carrefour in Chiang Mai Jessica made sure to pick out a two foot tall plastic tree, lights and decorations so we would be properly outfitted for Christmas. We set it up in our gorgeous room in the hills above the town. Combined with the chilly nights it felt almost like we were back in New England.

We have been loving the atmosphere here. Though it is now heavily touristed it's still a charming town in a valley surrounded by towers of amber and gold tree-covered mountains. On Christmas eve there was a full moon. It stunningly illuminated our walk down the hill into town.

Christmas morning we awoke to a room (and town) without power! We opened our stockings (smartwool socks) and had our Weetbix breakfast on the porch. Though the sun shone on the verdant greenery of our resort, it was a deceptively cold morning and we stayed wrapped in blankets. In what Jessica refers to as "a Christmas miracle" the power came back on and we started the festivities.

What I mean by that is Jessica started the festivities. First she turned on her extraordinarily large collection of Christmas music. Then she made a "Christmas buffet of Hors D'oeuvres" which consisted of crackers, nori flavoured tuna, pickles, wholegrain mustard and cheddar cheese. This was followed by blood orange mimosas. She set a blanket on the floor in front of the tree and we tore into our gifts.

Since then we have been trying to decide what to do and where to go. Our visas expire on the fourth so we need to be in Laos by then but we are completely unmotivated to move on. Yesterday we moved to a cheaper bungalow at a sweet little place called Farmer Home. Our room feels like a tree house and when we step out the door we are greeted with a spectacular view of rice paddys, mountains and Wat Mae Yen. Slowly we are plotting our course.
Until then...

20.12.07

I feel betrayed by the climate

I am in Mae Hong Son right now. It is supposed to be chilly. Warnings about needing socks and sweaters were given.

It is positively sweltering.

17.12.07

Chiang Mai is lovely.

We've been doing a lot of wandering. Jessica is getting acquainted with the maze of streets quite well. Last night was the Sunday walking street market which is a never-ending carnival. There are blankets laid out along the streets with handmade clothing, bags and candles. Food vendors set up wherever there is room and turn out handfuls of waffles, fried taro cakes, fresh steamed corn, pad thai and candy floss. The noise levels are high with the calls of beggars, children's singing and the amplified karaoke of the blind. Divine! It took nearly five hours to walk the market because though it is called the Sunday walking street it actually lines several side streets as well.
Of course we went to the summit of Doi Suthep. It is still a calming place to gaze out across the horizon and listen to the chiming of a million bells. The colours right now are stunning.


Today I went to the Thai Farm Cooking School. (Our instructor, Tommy, is above showing us fresh galangal) After visiting a local market we drove to the organic farm where we learned about the different herbs, fruits and vegetables we would be using.


This was a highlight for me and really made the whole experience worthwhile. The cooking instruction was very basic, but having the opportunity to see the roots and other ingredients in the ground was very interesting. (Photos are of a banana tree and a "pea eggplant")


On the ride home I had a great conversation with Alice, from Seattle, about her seasonal gig in salmon country (Bristol Bay, Alaska). She had just decided to move to San Francisco with the contents of her backpack. Now that's an adventure. I wonder what the best city would be for the contents of MY current backpack...

12.12.07

BEWARE of Shaven Head Child Pickpocket

We crossed the border into Thailand through Poipet. This is the most hateful place on earth but surprisingly the crossing was hassle-free. And, defying my worst fears, there was a posh double decker AC bus waiting for us on the other side. There was even an amusing sign to occupy us while we waited to depart:

Though the bus blew a tire (scary) we still managed to arrive into Bangkok by 9pm. Found a room with relative ease and set out in search of sustenance.

We spent several days in Bangkok. Longer than expected, but this was due to the fact that we found the cinema in the Siam Paragon shopping center and saw two movies in two days, including Beowulf in IMAX 3D. Totally ridiculous but we considered it an early Christmas present to ourselves. Beowulf was phenomenal in 3D and I highly recommend that's how anyone sees it.

The train from Hualamphong brought us to Ayutthaya where we've been for the past two days. Before we left the station Jessica spotted some sushi and the obsession could not be silenced. She ate it on the train.

We're staying at a place called "Streetlamp". It's hardly a guesthouse and isn't on any map but it's quite a nice teak house with really cheap, clean rooms. A good find. At 23:30 tonight we'll board an overnight train for Chiang Mai.

PS. All the photos from Cambodia have now been uploaded. You can find photos specifically of Angkor or Bokor by searching for those tags.

5.12.07

Look Expensive But Not

It is interesting to see how Angkor is slowly turning into Disney World. They have done a lot of "improving" since my last visit with new walkways, "this way out" signs and ropes at every turn. There are even plans to install electric cars to run a loop through the complex. The only benefit I see in such a scheme is a reduction on pollution which I'm sure is adding to the destruction of the structure and bas-relief at the temples. It is certainly a wonder worth seeing, I'm just glad I have the frame of reference from visits over the years.

We went in to buy our passes in the evening and to watch the sun set over Tonle Sap (if you buy a pass after 5pm you get a "free sunset" and your pass begins on the following day). The usual steep and treacherous path up to Phnom Bakheng (such an adventure!) was roped off and we were forced to use the manicured trail which circled and slowly climbed the hill. There were approximately 3000 people at the summit. On the way down we decided to be daring and hopped the rope to our near deaths down the forbidden, steep decline. During the dark descent, Jessica was stung by a scorpion or some such creature and had to pull it's wriggling body from her foot. I'm sure she's eager to tell you more if you're curious.

Our first day we took a moto to Angkor Thom and concentrated several hours in that walled section. The second day we decided it would be super fun to rent bicycles and pedal the complex ourselves. We set out at dawn and enjoyed a peaceful ride into the park with the sun rising over our right shoulders. Speeding past the hordes at Angkor Wat we biked into Angkor Thom and out again, through the east gate. The air was cool and all was quiet except for the whirring of our tires. We sped to Ta Prohm, a favourite destination within the park. It was almost completely empty and we enjoyed some relatively tranquil wanderings among the ruins and towering trees with their massive root systems.

After that we were feeling pretty good, despite the fact we had stupidly eaten nothing before setting out. We decided it would be possible to bike the entire Grand Tour before lunch. Idiots. We backtracked through the eastern gate of Angkor Thom and headed up through the north gate. Five hours and thirteen temples later we were completely exhausted, famished and scorched. We collapsed into a couple of restaurant chairs and ordered a feast. In all we biked around 70km that day and felt like super heroes at the end of it. Very stupid super heroes.

Our final day we hired a tuk tuk to bring us to Angkor Wat for sunrise. This is always thrilling; walking across the moat bridge and through the gates in the darkness, watching the sky brighten behind the silhouetted peaks of the temple. Always a stunning scene and worth waking up early.

A couple of days of recuperation later, we took a hellish bus ride to Battambang. We should have listened to the agent at the hotel in Siem Reap who advised "you should really take the boat". I always warn others about the conditions on the #6 road and then find myself on it clinging to a vinyl seat with the sun in my eyes, inhaling red earth by the bucket load.

Battambang is lovely and quiet. We took motos to Wat Banan, an Angkorian temple on a hill (translation: up 200 stairs). This day trip also included a ride on the bamboo train, a perilous contraption that speeds along the tracks for several kilometers narrowly avoiding people and animals who walk beside it. There is word it will soon be made illegal because of the danger.



Having now ridden on it, I can not object.

On to Thailand...

1.12.07

Lettuce Reporting

We spent a few seriously lazy days in Kratie, eastern Cambodia, waiting for the madness of the Water Festival to be over. The only interesting thing to happen during our stay was a young tout continually mispronouncing my name. When I introduced myself he said "Nice to meet you Nesreen" and the next day he greeted me with "Hello Lettuce".

A hellish bus ride later we were in Siem Reap. Every time I come here I am surprised by how foreign it looks. I have stayed in such different areas of the city each time and I realize now how isolated I've been because of the attention focused on Angkor. More on that, and photos, soon.

Five days left on our Cambodian visa. Devastated to be leaving...

24.11.07

Bokor Hill Station



After the embrace of beachy Sihanoukville we travelled east to Kampot (see previous entry) and hopped in the back of a truck to brave the rough, ruddy jungle road to Bokor National Park. It was a bumpy ascent through the cacophony of insects and strange tropical birds with deep, resonant song. 41km on the edge, and off the edge, of our seats. On several occasions we were nearly decapitated by low, fallen trees.

We opted to stay overnight and once the tour groups left we had the complex to ourselves. The mysterious caverns of ill-lit hallways, rooms and makeshift dungeons were eerie. The fog rolled up the mountain and we watched the approach. It swirled over the treetops as they sloped towards the summit.

There are many dilapidated buildings at the hill station (casino, hotel, post office, church) which were used as bunkers during intense, lengthy battles between the Khmer and Vietnamese armies. Where the walls haven't been blown away bullet holes filter in the sunlight. We wandered the abandoned rooms as wind howled through the hallways and empty spaces.

We slept in the ranger station. The power there is run by generator until about 9pm, then there is darkness and silence except for the wind. In the morning I awoke thinking there was rain pelting against our window. In fact it was just the force of the wind tearing through the space between our building and its neighbour. It sounded like a typhoon.

Before our group arrived to carry us back down the mountain we ate a breakfast of crackers, bananas and peanut butter on the terrace of the casino. Note to future visitors to Bokor: Bring food.



At least we had a nice view:

17.11.07

Cosy Ride

It was hard to leave the beach. Even in the days leading up to departure when it rained furiously it was hard to think of leaving.

The guesthouse in Sihanoukville arranged a shared taxi to Kampot. When the driver stopped a mile down the road to let someone else in he opened our door and said "four people in back". I laughed with relief when I saw the woman and her young daughter. The small girl sat on her lap and we rode on. The car dipped around the hilly town and pulled up to a guesthouse in Victory beach. A tall man and woman opened the door and the woman with her child slipped out. "Okay, in the back" said the driver. The French couple slid into the back and found that closing the door would be impossible. The woman slid to the front of her seat, between the two front seats. The woman and child sat in the middle seat in front, between the driver and a random man who fills the passenger seat in every shared taxi I have ever ridden in, though I suspect he is just along for the ride for some reason.

Our troubles were few in comparison to others who travelled Route 3 between Sihanoukville and Kampot. We frequently found ourselves behind a hatchback packed beyond limits, with the trunk open and a person or three dangling precariously from the bumper:



Crazy crazy roads.

Safely in Kampot and with an arduous trip to Bokor Hill station also in the past (which I will write more of soon) I am enjoying our current riverside retreat, Bodhi Villa. Not sure what's next or when...

8.11.07

IKEA SPONGY FURNITURE COMPANY

We flew from Hoi An (well, Danang) to Saigon on the 4th. Good old Pacific Air (or Specific Air, as we renamed it) was delayed again. I don't know why we thought it would be any different this time. The funny thing that we noticed about this airport (and I'm sure this is true of public places in general it was just illuminated here) is that in a nearly empty section of seats someone will sit directly next to you. For me and Jessica it was reminiscent of going to a movie in Florida where, in an empty cinema, a senior citizen will sit in the seat right next to you. First someone sat down next to Kip's mom when there were literally a hundred places she could have sat and not been near ANYONE.

Notice the seats all around this individual. Even right in front of her is a row of empty chairs...

Our two nights and one day in Saigon were functional. We booked bus tickets to Phnom Penh and spent the majority of the afternoon in Bobby Brewer's watching one terrible movie (Game Plan) and one exceptional one (Things We Lost in the Fire).

Bright and early we boarded the bus for the Mochbai/Bavet border crossing. Prepared for the worst we were nothing but pleased. It took all of half an hour. At no time did we even have to wait in the sun, which is unheard of. Also, Jessica received a lovely marriage proposal from the visa issuing agent.

In the morning we said our goodbyes to Kip and Rosemarie. They were on to the majesty of Angkor. We were heading south to the beaches of Sihanoukville. In the bus on the way here we passed the IKEA SPONGY FURNITURE COMPANY. And just the day before Jessica had assured Kip's Mum that there were no IKEAs in Cambodia.

Sihanoukville has really blossomed since I was here last. There are about five times the restaurant shacks lining the Ochheuteal beach and at night the sands shake with the beats of a hundred stereos. It is still a beautiful place and I'm finding it relaxing if not peaceful. Planning to be here for a few days more...

2.11.07

Please explain this item to me.

Da Lat was a bust. Heralded as the Paris of Vietnam, it was like a cheap Disney version of a generic European city. There was a distinctly European feel through the hilly and tree-shaded streets, along the stone stacked walls, the open markets, the terraced buildings but the details were not there. Aside the river is a radio tower made to look a small version of the Eiffel tower. Cheesy.

We stayed two nights but started planning our escape rather quickly. Kip was arriving into Hoi An and to meet her there we needed to take two buses over the course of 24 hours. The first bus was from Da Lat to Nha Trang and carried only four passengers. In Nha Trang it was drizzling so our plans to spend the day by the ocean were drowned. We ate lunch at a place called Cheers Cafe and went back to the hotel to watch Jurassic Park while waiting for the bus.

I knew it was going to be an unhappy event, this overnight bus, so I was glad to have two seats to myself. The rain started late in the evening and continued to alternate between a light mist and a torrential downpour all night. Water poured in through cracks around the window, making it difficult to find a dry place to sit. As the morning began to brighten the surroundings the amount of accumulated water was astounding. Fields were flooded enough to make them look like wide coves. Homes were flooded several feet high in places. The water rushed over the road and turned it into a river, causing us to swerve occasionally. A sixteen wheeler was overturned in our path and caused a brief delay.

The rain continued until the MOMENT we got off the bus in Hoi An. Then the sun broke through the clouds as we set off to find a hotel. There have been several more serious storms since we arrived. Sometimes at night the sounds of wind and water seem to be bringing the building down. The ceiling in our bathroom is constantly dripping like a cave.

It is fantastic to see Kip in Asia again. It's wonderful that she's here, because it saves me from having to buy insane things (which are appropriate gifts only for her) like this:

27.10.07

(will resist urge to enter willy nelson lyrics here)

It is nearly impossible for my body to accept that it is sitting in an internet cafe in Saigon. The humid air is heavy on my skin.

We left New York smoothly, though the ticketing agent at JFK was hesitant to print our boarding passes due to our lack of itinerary or return ticket. Because of the one way ticket we were chosen for what she called "super duper security screening". Basically this meant that we skipped ahead of everyone waiting to pass security to go to a private line where our bags were merely scanned (not unpacked and dissected) while our bodies were given a brief and unobtrusive pat down. It took about two minutes. I have a new found adoration for JFK.

The flight to Tokyo was 14 hours. After three hours of examining various airport convenience store treats we were on to Saigon. A quiet boy waved a sign with my name on it as we exited the terminal and drove us silently through the still heavily trafficked streets to our dark hotel. Though we had been travelling for more than a day it was hard to drift to sleep and MTV pulsed in the background as I finally managed to fall.

We are leaving the city as soon as possible. I need tranquility and hopefully will find it in Da Lat, where we head tomorrow.

12.5.07

that palm tree is in a "no parking" zone

I can't believe we spent ten days in Hoi An. It has to be the most comfortable town in the country. On the river it is possible to be mesmerized and caressed by the cooling breeze for hours. Beware! The restaurants are some of the best in the country and most are sinfully cheap. I have lots of fantastic recipes brewing in my mind, like daydreams of our idyllic stay.

My Son was average. (I'm so spoiled by Angkor!) We were disheartened by the dishonest tour guide who stole thousands of dong from our bus by insisting that no one could buy their own tickets, buying an insufficient amount of them and pocketing the remaining funds. The guards counted the tickets and the people frantically as the guide hurried us through the entrance. When the guard pointed out that the ticket/person ratio was off the guide insisted some of us weren't even in his tour! C'est la Vietnam! The complex was destroyed by the Americans during the war and while I'm sure it was once magnificent, now it is literally just a pile of red bricks which makes the whole scene look like a collection of colonial buildings fell down.

We returned down the Hoi An river by boat while enjoying a bizarre lunch of cold, sticky rice covered in fat sugar crystals and peanuts.

On the 10th we woke up at 5:30 and rode bikes to Cao Dai beach (part of China beach). We splashed around in the temperate ocean and laid on the bleached sand for hours. The experience was everything you could want from a day at the beach. Long fishing boats trolled the waters a short distance out, the waves teased and tossed us, the air was dry and hot, the only sound was the strong pull of the tide's retreat. It was blissful and we were only approached once by a woman selling fruit. We packed up and rode off when a girl told us we couldn't leave our bikes padlocked to a palm tree on the sand any longer.

Even after such a long stay it was hard to leave.

Our flight last night was a half hour late arriving from Hanoi and an hour late departing for Saigon. As we waited for a boarding call feisty rats scurried around the displays of Pringles and Oreos. Though it was a mostly empty plane they had seated every passenger in a large clump, three to a row in the center of the aircraft. When the service cart came down the aisle our row was totally ignored. Pacific Airlines: Just so you know, you're in Vietnam.

We arrived at the hotel around midnight. The walls in our room were completely covered in ants this morning, which was awesome. Also, the bathroom door fell off and hit Jessica in the head. And the TV doesn't have any sound. So we kindly suggested that we should move rooms and headed out to pick up our plane tickets.

Monday we fly to Tokyo, where our layover is ten hours. Narita is one of my favourite airports and I am seriously looking forward to being "stuck" there. The airline is providing us with a hotel because of the long delay. I have promised Jessica that we can have sushi at the airport because otherwise she will make me eat sushi in Saigon, which does not appeal. Then we are on to New York. My despair is only mollified when I remember who will be waiting for us there...

7.5.07

DO NOT EVER TAKE A LUXURY BUS IN VIETNAM!

You have been warned and I wash my hands of any harm or horror that befalls you for thinking you can handle it.

By the time our "luxury bus" arrived in Ninh Binh it had been filled to capacity with people who boarded in Hanoi. Only 1.5 hours into their trip they all looked ready to smash out the plexi-glass windows and hurl themselves from the moving vehicle. Jessica got a seat next to a Vietnamese man who thought she would make a good elbow rest. I was lucky enough to secure a choice seat in the back row, which did not recline. It did allow me the honour of cradling in my lap for ten hours the head of the man in front of me who felt he needed to recline fully.

Probably the most frustrating part of the whole journey was that the Vietnamese folks on board (the ones with perfectly good seats that reclined and offered access to the small stream of air from the vents) left their seats empty to take up residence in the aisles! But if anyone tried to sit in their seat it would suddenly be "occupied" by the feet of a neighbour.

To add salt to the wound when we arrived in Hue we were told the bus was terminating and we would have to wait in a travel agent's office until the onward bus showed up. So we sat in the darkened office with signs boasting that they "OGRANIZED ROMATIC KAYARKING" trips for almost two hours waiting for the bus. It was bound for Hoi An, but we were stopping in Lang Co to enjoy a few days on the beach.

Well, the bus didn't even stop in Lang Co. It stopped 3km from any part of Lang Co. A guy with a motorbike said he would bring us to a hotel of his choosing and that we could call him when we wanted to rebook the bus to Hoi An. We decided to be done with this Trekking Travel bus company sooner rather than later. I tossed our bags back under the bus and we rode on to Hoi An.

It's been five days now and I am really glad we came straight to Hoi An. We bargained our hotel down so low that they give us evil stares when we go up for the free breakfast, or to use the free pool, or to get on the free computers. Soon we plan to make use of their free bicycles, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! We emptied our backpacks completely (NOW THAT'S LUXURY) and have been extremely lackadaisical about our daily activities. They consist of strolling by the river, exploring the old town streets, visiting cloth shops to arrange for tailor made clothes and eating local delicacies.

Tomorrow we are doing something that can actually be considered cultural, visiting the My Son temples nearby.

1.5.07

There's One in Every Country

Okay. We grabbed our gear early in the morning and headed out to catch a bus to somewhere. When we checked out of our strange guesthouse they charged us $2 a night LESS than we were originally told. Very Un-Vietnam.

We wandered the misty streets heading for a random street corner where we had been told (by the Vietnamese Tony Soprano the night before) the bus for Lai Chau picked up passengers. When we got there a bus waited with a sign for Son La. As I remembered it our itinerary should have gone:

Lai Chau for one night,
Dien Bien Phu for one night,
Son La for one night
and then on to Hanoi.

This route was necessary because of the distance and condition of the roads between all these towns. But seeing the possibility of a bus straight to Son La was kind of intriguing. After seeing a bus for Dien Bien Phu pull up, bursting with passengers, rice bags and chickens, we decided to take a chance and hop of the bus marked "Son La". No one on that bus spoke English so we couldn't really verify where we were going or how long it would take but we felt energized and ready for an adventure. The one thing we could ascertain, via Jessica's calculator, was that it would cost us significantly less than our hotelier wanted to charge for half the distance.

After about fifteen minutes up a winding, dirt road we came to a stop behind twenty other cars and buses. There was a landslide up ahead. Two bulldozers and a backhoe were trying to push some red earth around so we could pass. But in the meantime a small celebration had begun. People poured out of their minibuses and cars to chat. Women had set up small grills where they roasted sweet potatoes, eggs, water chestnuts and bamboo. Jessica made a few friends, had some tea, had her photo taken with a dozen guys and got a present. I went up ahead to take photos of the "construction".


About an hour later we were off. It was a truly spectacular ride. Limestone mountains, waterfalls, misting valleys, rice terraces, banana trees stretching out for miles, thai stilt houses, temples on distant hills. Our passengers changed frequently. The driver would honk wildly as we passed anyone on the side of the road. Sometimes they would grab a bag and jump on with the bus still moving, sometimes they would wave us past. Children would shout "hello!" and run up to the window to wave. Water buffalo, dogs and ducks would wander into our path and the swerving and honking would increase. Sometimes the sky would darken and open up to pelt us with heavy rain drops and our backseat would flood.

It was an awesome ride.

It started to get dark as we crossed into Son La. Everyone kept asking us "which hotel?" but we just wanted to go to the bus station to look up schedules to Hanoi. The bus slowed just before we reached the station and a woman and man jumped on shouting "hotels? sleep? hanoi?". We rolled to a stop inside the station walls and I spotted a sign in a bus for Ninh Binh. That had been our next destination and we had assumed there would be a grueling journey through Hanoi, but there it was in eight gorgeous letters! I checked the schedule inside as the woman determinedly grabbed my pack and called "hotel, hotel" repeatedly. I ran to catch up and she showed us across the street.

Our guidebook had mentioned that many of the hotels in Son La doubled as brothels, but with night falling and the bus station so conveniently close (for our 5am departure) we couldn't really argue or go searching for alternatives. The sweetest woman led us up past the rooms with curtains instead of doors to what must have been her nicest suite (with a wooden door: BONUS). It had a balcony and lacey canopies plus a Spice Girls nightstand. We went out for a quick dinner at a local Com Pho and crashed.


I set the alarm for 4:30 and we were up and motivated. Jessica showered first, but we kept the lights off in the main room because we feared you could see in through the tinted glass windows which lacked curtains. I guess this made the prositute left in charge of us think we were still asleep and she tried to wake us up several times by banging and shouting at the door. When we were dressed we opened the door to her. She came in and got excited about us missing the bus, standing there as we finished packing. Then we were escorted to the bus station in darkness, where someone else took over escorting us to the ticket window, where someone else took over escorting us to the bus, where someone else took over showing us to our seats.

I guess they don't get a lot of tourists in Son La...

We've spent our two days in Ninh Binh well. It was mercifully good weather. Yesterday we took a local bus to Phat Diem to visit the town's cathedral. It's strange how many catholics there are in Vietnam. The Vietnamese Buddhists just do not get it and come to gawk. In the cathedral in Phat Diem (a working church, with daily service) some guy jumped the gate and climbed into the pulpit shouting excitedly for someone to take a photo!

Today we rode on the back of motorbikes to the Cuc Phuong National Park. They have a rescue center there and care for many endangered species of primate. We also did a 7km loop walk completely uphill (or so it felt)! Absolutely beautiful jungle and worth the hike. On the way back to Ninh Binh we took back roads which were stunning. Our drivers stopped to show us the gear of the local fisherman. They had two long poles that I thought were regular fishing poles until they touched them together. An electric shock spit sparks into the street. They shock the fish in the water and then just collect the startled creatures into wooden baskets! Keeps them fresh I guess...

Now we are exhausted and about to hop on a "luxury bus" (God, help us) to Lang Co Beach.

27.4.07

Road to Nowhere

Sa Pa is truly like heaven. Our room has a tremendous view which is lucky, because when I first saw the balcony I could barely see my hand in front of my face through the thick fog. Yesterday the mist rolled back as though the mountains were taking a breath. The low clouds are inhaled and exhaled all day long. Walking down a clear road you can see the mist sneak in from side streets or descend from rooftops.

We have explored the small streets, long stone steps, colourful markets, ruined churches. The H'mong village women follow us wherever we walk and try to sell us painfully beautiful and intricately embroidered blankets, pillow cases and clothing. We walked the 3km down to the Black Thai village of Cat Cat. The road allows views of the valley; a lace work of rice terraces and farm land. Entering the village we stepped down hundreds of rocky steps to a rickety wooden bridge and a waterfall.

It's hard to think about leaving but this is the start of a five day national holiday and we need to plan our escape. We asked our hotelier, a really bizarre guy, to find out about a bus to Lai Chau or Dien Bien Phu. We had a wealth of vague information about our options, but would have paid a bit extra for some confirmation and guidance. After he made some calls he came to our room, let himself in and creepily closed the door behind him. In hushed tones, he explained that the bus to Lai Chau is normally 105,000 dong but because of the holiday it would be 135,000 plus a 10,000 dong commission for his services. The bus to Lai Chau should cost 50,000 dong so we smiled and encouraged him with negativity to leave.

SO, tomorrow we are catching a bus somewhere. We have information that some buses leave from in front of a petrol station we were unable to find going to an undetermined location for an undisclosed price leaving at an hour between 7:30 and 16:30.

25.4.07

Why Are You So Late?

After a series of non eventful bus rides we reached the Friendship Pass border between China and Vietnam. It was dark and empty as we had arrived there at closing time. A guard asked "Why are you so late?" but still, mercifully, stamped us out of China. We walked in complete darkness (could they not spring for ONE streetlamp?) across the Friendship Pass to the Vietnamese border. This guard was not pleased to see us but took the time to call a buddy with a "taxi". We were driven from the border to Lang Son, where it was too late to catch a minibus to Hanoi but also where I did not want to spend any extended period. Border towns have bad reputations... The driver called someone who spoke better English and I negotiated with him on a fare to drive us all the way to Hanoi. It was a clear, dark night and as we navigated the narrow roads we passed hundreds of young people dressed in brilliant white tops seemingly just hanging out on the treacherous highway.

Our driver had apparently never been to Hanoi and had to call someone to meet us when we crossed the city limits. He pulled over on a road choking with motorbikes to look for his guides. (He's looking for two Vietnamese guys in dress shirts on a motorbike. Can you say needle in a haystack?) They arrived about 30 minutes later and we set off to find the Old Quarter. About two minutes into the trip we lost them at a busy intersection. That's when the screaming started. He drove down a deserted street, made a U-turn, called them back and let them have it. He pulled over and jumped out into the street, yelling at no one. They found us and we set off again, snaking our way through clogged roadways until we hit the lake.

Hanoi at 23:00 on a weekend is not a great time to find accommodation. Some streets were full of speeding motorbikes and minibuses, honking wildly at each other. Others were pedestrianized and set up with market stalls selling everything from playing cards to chicken feet. Most hotels were full, but we were led to one with an opening and crashed.

We spent two days and a night cruising around Halong Bay on a junk. It was very much like Ang Thong in Thailand; limestone mountains rising out of the sea, caves to explore, a multitude of birds scavenging, fisherman nestled in coves pulling nets. There were small bedrooms on the bottom deck, complete with bathroom which felt quite a luxury on a two star boat!

When we got back to Hanoi the rain began and steadily fell as we made our way to the train station. We were taking an overnight train to Lao Cai, heading for Sa Pa. We studied our tickets as best we could in the downpour and hopped on the first carriage. Our cabin was number 11, but we planned to walk the length of the train inside rather than risk falling on the slippery walkway outside. Several times we came to a locked door and were ushered back outside. By the time we found our cabin we were completely soaked. Our hard sleeper berths had no blankets so we pulled off the wet clothes we could discreetly part with and tried to bundle up for a chilly night.

In Lao Cai we hopped on a minibus bound for Sa Pa and enjoyed what must be one of the most gorgeous rides in the world. Sa Pa is a dream.

21.4.07

Hello, Beer, Hello

We booked a tour out to the Mutianyu section of the Great Wall. I still can't figure out whether or not it was a good idea. It was certainly stressful. We did know there would be "shopping" included in the tour. It was mentioned by the hostel and I remembered how our tour two years ago was detoured through a tea house where they tried to sell us our weight in green tea.

We left the hostel at 7:30am, which seemed an ungodly hour. We stopped to pick up a family from New Zealand and were on our way. We drove until 10:00 and made our first stop, a jade factory. We were herded into a small, bleak room and met by a robotic woman who sharply told us the finer points of the jade stone in its various forms. She mentioned several times the prized "happy family balls" which could be carved from jade. After the third time she said it we were in poorly masked hysterics. We walked through the "factory" where we saw three disinterested people twisting jade around on machines. Then we were brought to a showroom where jade bracelets were forced onto our hands and ordered to look around. After 45 boring minutes we were allowed to leave only to wait in the parking for the driver an extra 10 minutes. We stopped off at one of the Ming Tombs, which was average at best. I don't really enjoy going to an ancient site only to find it immaculately repainted and overly manicured. Pulling away from the parking lot here the guide told us it was too early for lunch so we would be visiting another jade factory. We were sentenced to another hour here, which was equally unbearable. Then we went off for lunch. Entering the "restaurant" the guide said she would go book our table while we walked through ANOTHER factory, this one for cloisonne. When we did enter the restaurant it was nearly deserted so apparently a reservation had been truly necessary.

When we finally pulled up to the parking lot for the wall it was 14:30. "Be back by 15:45!" the guide cheerfully shouted at we made our way to the cable car. So after driving and visiting jade factories for seven hours she was giving us a generous one hour and fifteen minutes to explore the only thing we had wanted to see in the first place. We were up there about two hours, both out of spite and to preserve sanity.

On the way back to the hostel she tried to hold us hostage and force us into a tea house. We rebelled and, after an argument, were released.

The next morning Iona, William, Jessica and I left by train for Guilin. It was a 27 hour ride, but we thought we'd be cheap and adventurous and take the lowest class. We were in non-reclining seats that faced eachother. Next to us was a woman with the smelliest feet in all of Asia and she insisted on putting them on the seat right next to whoever was sitting close. People stood in the aisles. People smoked in the doorways. Everyone stared. Sunflower seeds were spit at our feet. It was fantastic.

We arrived in Guilin physically exhausted but invigorated by the fresh, warm air and our escape from the train. We hoppped on a bus to Yangshuo right away.

Yangshuo is breathtaking. It is nestled in the foothills of limestone giants. Every street you walk down greets you with the view of a towering hill of brilliant green. We rented bicycles and rode around the rice paddys until we reached the Li River. Then we jumped on bamboo rafts and drifted downstream for two hours. Along the way we saw vendors on floating bamboo stores and restaurants offering us drinks and roasted fish. Occasionally we would go over a small dam and have splash. A floating photo station was waiting to take a picture of our adventure and offer us a printed copy of the shot. Just like Disney World!

It was an amazing place and good to see China outside of a big city.

13.4.07

Hold the Mutton, Please.

I refuse to even try to understand why, after having our passports checked by both the Russians and the Mongolians which takes three hours, we have to sit at the border in silence for seven more roasting hours before continuing on to Ulan Baatar. At least this time our cabin was not disconnected from the rest of the train and left in the middle of the tracks somewhere without a bathroom for four hours. Count your blessings.

Mongolia was far more exciting this time around. We had met a girl in Irkutsk whose family runs a guesthouse in Ulan Baatar (UB) so we had them pick us up at the train station, which far surpassed the taxi ride at the mercy of a haggered crone who tried to charge us $5 to go 3 kilometers two years ago. As we sat on the couch waiting to be checked in we heard some girls talking about the weirdness of their roommate who was walking around in special underwear...

"Is he from Sweden?" Jessica asked.
"How did you know that?"

Our next option for getting to Beijing by train was in four days so we opted for an overnight excursion to Terelj National Park outside of UB. It was a good idea to get out of the city because as soon as you do it actually becomes an interesting country! The small section of the park that we saw was mountainous and dotted with massive boulders of various shapes. We ate lunch in a ger and, after declining to ride the diabolical ponies who are known to seriously injure 90% of their riders, walked up a small hill and across a swinging rope and plank bridge to a buddhist temple.

Then we were off across the plains, bumping along dirt tracks and through landfills towards our lodging. I was in awe of the small collection of gers when I saw it. They had set up a farm with stables and pens for the sheep, goats and cows. As the weather was warming more and more goats were being born, filling the pens with mewing balls of adorably furry creatures. The newborns were nursed briefly and then brought inside the warmth of the ger to live their first few days in the kitchen. When we stepped through the low door they began to call to us from their makeshift pen in the corner. Our ger was actually two round rooms complete with a door between them. It takes 20 minutes to erect the structure, which if you see the elaborate framework would amaze you. They made vegetarian food for us, which was so surprisingly delicious. We watched the grandmother steam long snakes of dough in a large pot and then cut them into thin noodles which she fried with vegetables. And in the morning we had yogurt and something like clotted cream, both homemade with their fresh milk.


During the night snow fell and turned the entire world white. I ventured out as everyone else recovered from a night of cards and Mongolian vodka. In the goat pen the mother of the nomadic family beckoned me to watch the birth of a goat. As soon as the tiny white one was out and cleaned off he was learning to stand, which he did five minutes later.

I have heard a great deal from others who travelled through Mongolia and went deeper into the Gobi for week-long (or more)treks. They aren't all good stories and some of them are actually terrifying but I think it would have been nice to escape into that world for a while longer. Certainly the hospitality, kindness and fascination of the nomadic people is reason enough.

We were able to buy train tickets all the way to Beijing this time. In 2004 Kip and I spent a hellish night on a "luxury" night bus with bunk beds covered in blood and other fluids from Erlian (Chinese border) to Beijing. I vowed that I would spend $1000 to fly before I did that again, so for our budget and sanity's sake it was a good thing that the train wasn't full. We passed the day with a Mongolian mother and her blind 18 month old travelling to India for surgery. What a sweet and (mercifully) quiet baby! Before we entered the outskirts of Beijing the train made a brief stop at the Great Wall.


Along with William and Iona (our new Kiwi friends) and Irene (an Americanized Dutch girl) we hopped in a taxi at the train station and made our way into the city. After check in we had agreed to venture out for food and whatever else our bodies could handle. I suggested a vegetarian restaurant that specialized in fake peking duck. It was a hike, but our Lonely Planet (I know I should never trust them) highly recommended the place and we were all keen. An hour later we were dragging our exhausted bodies up to the door of the completely empty, partially renovated building where the restaurant used to be. We were crestfallen. But it all worked out as off of Wangfujing shopping street we found the most glorious restaurant with a picture menu and ordered enough for 20 people. Best Chinese food of my life!

6.4.07

Ice Driving

By some magical stroke of luck we had the cabin to ourselves for the full four days on the train. Even though Russia is such a hassle I adore the trains. This one was extremely nice and exceedingly comfortable. This time I was far more adventurous about getting off the train at various stops, perusing the goods and foods for sale. On one stop we saw a woman lugging three or four gigantic stuffed animals in plastics bags up to the train doors. I can only imagine the horror on the faces of the roommates when a passenger returned to their cabin with the massive creature and plopped on the bunk to share the view.

As soon as we were settled into the Downtown Hostel in Irkutsk we started planning our escape to Lake Baikal. On the last Trans-Siberian adventure Kip and I made it as far as Listvyanka, which was a cool little fishing village good for a day trip. This time I was determined to get out further. Rob, an Australian chef we had met at the hostel, was heading for Olkhon Island which we had also been considering so we agreed to travel together to keep down costs. Unfortunately, to get things even cheaper he also invited the three other people staying at the hostel; Astrid, a disinterested French woman and two Swedes, Winnie, a 21 year old martial arts student and her "friend" David, a psychopath. David ranted to us about how much he hated Russia. Russians had abused him pretty consistently mostly due to the fact that he dressed like a forty year old transvestite. He called them racist and a primitive culture. We all disagreed and he merely laughed at the suggestion that he could be mistaken. It was going to be a long journey to the lake.


We took a minibus to a town called MRS, which is right on the lake. David made comments about how uncivilized the Russian passengers on the minibus were for drinking beer in the middle of the day. From MRS we waited for our ride to Olkhon Island. Soon he was in view, racing across the lake which was frozen solid. It was such a rush speeding across the icy pass. People were ice fishing and driving around on the designated "roads". We were surrounded on all sides by towering cliffs and snow capped mountains. Once on land again it was a bumpy 45 minutes to the town. We stayed at a place called Nikita's homestead and it was so charming! The room looked onto the lake and it opened onto a large common area with a wood furnace. There were no showers, but there was a banya which is the Russian equivalent to a sauna. You hop in to the room to roast and then douse yourself with cold buckets of water or beat your skin with wet balsam branches to cool off. Amazing. The lack of showers greatly disturbed David, who complained that he had nowhere to wash his long, stringy hair. He asked to join Rob in the banya and when asked if he had appropriate attire for the experience (ie. bathing suit) David replied that he had some "special underwear" that he could use. Needless to say, the Australian bloke in Rob was insistent that they not banya together. Later we found out that he had jumped into a communal tub of water to wash himself.

It was devastating to leave after spending many tranquil moments by the silent, frozen lake. We ended our last night with a bonfire and left heavy hearted.

After returning to Irkutsk this afternoon we decided to delay our departure to Ulan Baatar for one day to give us some distance from David, who was leaving immediately. Ah, it's so quiet now...

27.3.07

I Keep Saying I'm Not Coming Back Here...

Russia is the same as I remember it, only more expensive. In the two years since I was here last the price of everything has pretty much doubled. Metro fares, hostel prices, train tickets... Tourism must have had a serious boost as well. There are more maps and signs with English directions and notations. Though they seem to be stepping up the game to cater to the visitors, I don't think I will ever return to this country. It is discouraging after paying $40 for visa support (such a joke) and $100 for the visa itself to arrive in a country and realize how little any of its inhabitants want you there.

As it was two years ago, the border crossing was uneventful. All the fretting over facing the firing squad at immigration was unwarranted, of course.

St Petersburg was so warm! It was short sleeve weather most days. Ice had broken up and began to flow down the Neva River steadily. We sat down underneath the bridge and watched the masive bergs and sheets of ice lumber past. We took in the Russia culture section of the still incredible Hermitage and wandered Nevsky Prospect.

In Moscow we stayed in a central area close to Stockmann's, a Western grocery store that I believe saved our lives when Kip and I were here a few years ago. Our hostel was essentially just a small apartment that someone had decided would make good accommodation. There was rarely a staff member present and Jessica ended up checking in the majority of the guests who arrived after us. Not being a legimate hostel caused some problem as they had no travel services or registration capabilities. They had to send the registration out to a separate service and wanted to charge us 700 roubles each to register! We decided to take our chances with our outdated St Petersburg registration because the police are ruthless and often don't care if you've registered or not. Since the police presence was thick in our area we did little but arrange for onward travel from Moscow but did visit Red Square and St Basil's.

Next up: the No. 10 train from Moscow across Siberia to Irkutsk.

19.3.07

I'm Henry the Eighth I Am

After an uncomfortable flight on one of the world's worst airlines, Easyjet, we were greeted by Paul and Kip. They came to Gatwick to pick us up in the middle of the night which was so sweet. Kip fed us homemade ice cream and we stayed up into the early morning. She showed us her impressive collection of ringworm(s?) named Henry I-VIII, a souvenir from South America. She and Paul took very good care of us for a few days, even installing a new washing machine so we could wash away Morocco, and sent us off on a train to meet up with Gwill.

We were both really happy to be in London. The weather was beautiful nearly every day and we had a really great time. We rode the buses around almost exclusively, enjoying the view from the top deck. We visited a few museums and, in a city of extortionately priced entertainment, food, sights and transportation (4GBP to ride the tube ONE TIME?! That's close to $8!), we were pleasantly surprised to find admission was free. We travelled down to Greenwich and Royal Observatory and stood between the hemispheres. We walked down by the Tower Bridge and St. Katharine's dock, where my dad lived for awhile. We spent a small ransom on visas for Russia, China and Vietnam. Also, most importantly, we had a feast of sushi for Jessica's birthday.


As much as we enjoyed ourselves I have to say that London is a drastically frightening place in some respects. The adolescents are terri-fying and increasingly violent. There are a lot of spitting mad people walking the streets, breaking windows and stealing mobile phones like they will soon stop making them. On Saturday we walked past a phone booth and there was guy inside sparking up some heroin. His face illuminated in the otherwise pitch black capsule was eerie. I didn't feel safe walking around the streets at night in a way that was reminiscent of Tangier or Moscow.

Seeing Gwill after three years was very important to me and I feel lucky that London was a convenient stop on our tour. He graciously gave up his room to us so our backpacks could freely explode all over the floor, dresser and nightstand and when you are travelling that is a simple but immense pleasure.

After a chaotic St Patrick's day, which included us getting locked out of the house for the entire night, we packed frantically (as usual), caught a cab to Liverpool, were denied boarding on a bus to Stansted, ran downstairs to catch the train (which was delayed, naturally), got to the airport with barely enough time to check in, waited in a scandalously long security line, got fast tracked, got detained by a nasty security guard who needed to look at every article in my bursting day pack, ran to the train to the terminals (which almost left without us), ran up the stairs to our gate and nearly collapsed into incredibly uncomfortable seats.

Now we are in Tallinn, Estonia waiting for our bus to depart for St Petersburg.

1.3.07

Hello, Fish and Chips!



Wow.

I don't really know where to begin when describing our time in Morocco. I will cautiously say that I am glad to have been here and I would like to return someday. Developed from previous travels, I feel that I have a relatively strong ability to shake off the occasional provoking remark and not be bothered by pestering from shopkeepers, beggars or charlatans offering a sounds-too-good-to-be-true-and-is hotel/tour/meal. But the barrage of attention, primarily negative, is so astounding in volume that it is akin to being covered from head to toe in angry bees. (It is cathartic to write this down.)

We arrived by boat into Tangier and expected to be stung by many mosquitoes, as the touts are known. After a short, undisturbed walk from the ferry terminal to the medina we were feeling a bit too optimistic, I think, and the scent of assurance was sniffed out by our first annoying "helper". He was anxious to assist us in the securing of lodging and suggested most of the hotels listed in the Lonely Planet guidebook. If he were to lead us to a hotel the price would almost certainly be increased and he would be paid a commission, no doubt also expecting us to pay him for his services as an indispensable guide. We circled the medina, noting the location of several hotels we wished to look in to and tried to lose him. He was always right behind us asking us what else we might need; a mint tea, something to eat, a carpet. We were aware of being stared at by men who stood or sat along every available inch of street, along the tops of buildings and on medina walls. They called out either to us or in our general direction making comments about various parts of our bodies or asking us where we came from, where we were going, what we needed. We wandered outside the gates of the medina and hoped that our "friend" would have found someone else to bother or another area to haunt. No such luck. We turned a corner and there he was again with a helpful, "You have made circle. You are back at the beginning!" Somehow we eventually dodged him and ducked into the first hotel we saw, Pension Palace which had damp, cave-like rooms but opened onto a charming, airy courtyard with a fountain and a skylight. Not wanting to venture out with our backpacks on again we took the room and went out to find a bus schedule and to plan our escape.

The next day we rode to Chefchaouen and the second our bus departed Tangier I felt worlds better. From the window the Rif mountains rose up to the cloudless sky and dipped into cheerful valleys where sheep and children dotted the green spaces. Chefchaouen was as chilled out a place as Morocco can manage. The medina was built into the side of a mountain in a Spanish style and the streets were painted various shades of soothing blue. When wandering through the maze, the height and colours of the walls made it seem as if we were walking in an aquarium. There was still a fair bit of hassle from overly-interested young men and carpet sellers but mostly it was peaceful. The terrace of our hotel was calm and offered a view of the medina rising into the Rif. In Morocco we would come to find that a good terrace could be an effective bunker and we often retreated there when things were too heated and hectic for us in the streets below. On our final day we walked easterly through the town to the mountain spring, where washing facilities had been built and women scrubbed larger items such as carpets and blankets. From there we climbed up through pastures, past single hillside homes to an abandoned and ruined mosque. From here we had a view of the region; the town spread out beneath us and the region intending beyond the misting ranges.


Feeling invigorated and positive about the discoveries we had yet to make in the country we decided to take a tour of the kasbah in the main square. As we climbed the steps to the entrance a man rushed up behind us. We had spoken to him earlier in the day. He had accosted us after breakfast, explaining his affiliation with Hospitality Club and Couchsurfing.com (which I consistently misheard as GOATsurfing.com) and offering to drive us to some geological attraction 30km away. We had politely declined several times until he became so persistent that we left it at "maybe". Obviously this was a mistake. Now he accused us of lying, saying that we had promised to meet him in the square that afternoon. He said the least we could do was let him lead us around the kasbah. We declined and walked in alone. But after perhaps two minutes he appeared behind us again, pleading with us to let him show us around and then, when we still refused, he demanded that we all pose for a photo together. Then there was a big production of exchanging email addresses and the talk of many future fun times. Zohair was his name and he said it meant flower.

When he had finally left us we were approached by an American woman, Shannon, who had been in Morocco for 11 days and had spent every one of them in Chaouen after a terrifying entry through Ceuta. I wish I could adequately describe this woman, but she was a tough one. She had brightly dyed red hair and was ornately decorated around the eyes and hands with symbolic tattoos and she herself was a tattoo artist from LA. She was the type you don't mess with but she obviously possessed a gentle, curious and worldly spirit under the incredibly cool exterior. She asked how we were finding the country and then told us her story. Hearing it was a less heated border crossing, she and a female friend had taken a ferry from the Spanish mainland to Ceuta, a Spanish held port on the Moroccan coast. Apparently she did not find it a simple task. She described the border as remote, nothing and no one around you for miles except the dozens of touts and taxi drivers wanting to take you to Tetouan or beyond who swarm around you shouting and pulling at your things. They hopped in a grand taxi (old Mercedes) and made for Chefchaouen, their first stop. Shortly after leaving the border they pulled off into the middle of nowhere and the driver said they needed to have their passports checked. She watched him through the back window as he opened the trunk and stuck two fake passports into his pocket. He brought them to a small building where a giant man in a police uniform asked for her passport. She handed it over anxiously but when he said that he would take it inside to check she snatched it away, knowing she would never see it again if it left her sight. She stalked back to the taxi, having no other option but to depend of this man to get her to civilization. He returned to the taxi and, apparently realizing she was on to the scheme, started the car and drove them the rest of the way. They had cancelled the rest of their journey through Fes, Marrakech, etc and had decided to stay in the cool, comfortable confines of Chaouen until departure from the country. It was remarkable to hear her tell it and obviously a relief to her, being able to laugh about it with people who were also having a hard time. We wished her well and headed back to pack!

We were ready to move on and decided to take the earliest bus to Fes. The hotel listed a 7am bus so we woke well before dawn and walked through the dark streets to the bus station, which of course was mostly shut up. Also there was no bus to Fes until 8:30, naturally. While waiting for our bus to arrive we were greeted by Zohair, on his way to school in Tetouan. He made more accusations when I did not seem overjoyed to see him and he talked at us incessantly until his bus mercifully departed.

It had been noted that the touts in Fes are particularly aggressive so we had been dreading our arrival. At the bus station we met Tom, from England and we all walked through the medina gates together. What a difference walking with a man makes! We were barely acknowledged, let alone pestered, and made our way quickly to the very place we had been hoping to stay.


Fes was insane. The walls tower so high that the city feels very closed and impenetrable, like a fortress. I suppose this is fitting as it is one of the largest living medieval cities. I didn't care much for the city, but if we had more time it may have grown on me, as it is known to do. There were moments when I felt some joy: walking in the streets before the rush of the day, quiet on the freshly washed cobblestones or listening to the travelling musicians singing and dancing their way down the alleys, even watching the surprisingly silent and calm work of the leather dyers who stomped skins in brightly coloured vats. But mostly I was drained by the unwelcome touching on my arms and back and the constant shouts of "Hey flower!", "Are you from England? Are you fish and chips?", "Beautiful ass, eyes, hair, body", etc. I was ready for the desert.

We took a tourist class bus overnight from Fes to Rissani on which we met a Slovenian girl who was running from something or someone and appeared highly agitated. She asked to share a grand taxi with us to the desert towns south of Rissani and we agreed. After she lost her temper with our Berber driver, who spoke no English, we were driven to another part of town where several other drivers argued with us about price and destination until we were finally able to get on the road at about 6am (an extra 40 dirhams later). On the advice of Shauna, who had stayed in the area last May, we asked to be dropped at Wilderness Lodge in Hassi Labied. We pulled from the paved road onto a dusty piste and continued in the direction of the dunes as the sun rose with much splendor on the horizon. The town sprouted up around us in typical kasbah style and every building was built of hay and mud. It was very early still, but there was nowhere else to go so we entered the hotel and inquired about a room. The hotel owner, though infallibly sweet and accommodating, spoke no English. I tried to communicate in my terrible French as best as possible and she put us in a temporary room until a fresh one could be made later in the day. She also arranged for us to go on a camel trek and spend a night in the dunes. At least I hoped that's what was on the itinerary! My French is shameful.


We did enjoy an exceptional trek into the desert the next day. We were led from the hotel on the backs of camels and traipsed through the dramatic, shadowed sand dunes to a nomad camp. From our seat atop a dune we watched as the sun set the sand ablaze with golds and reds. Then we entered our nomad tent, made from camel hair cloth and enjoyed a tajine piled high with root vegetables, aubergine and potatoes, fresh bread and mint tea. Then we went out to admire the dazzling display of stars moving through the cloudless night sky. Sleeping was cold and painful on the hard ground, the mats and woollen blankets could not keep the chill off. We were grateful for morning and the brilliant sunrise that brought it.

It was hard to leave the desert, which had been relatively peaceful for us, especially as we had a long bus ride to look forward to. The overnight bus from Erfoud to Marrakech was on a second class, local bus and it was the typical ride I have come to expect when travelling in such a country. It smells. It is brightly illuminated though everyone is trying to sleep. It is loud both from the passengers and from the beat of whatever horrendous music the driver needs to keep him alert. And it stops every ten minutes for snacks and additional passengers. This bus offered a particularly heinous journey, as there was an ill man who vomited abundantly in numerous plastic bags and left them strewn about the floor.

I will say something positive about the ride, having now gotten the worst of it out of the way. We drove through the Atlas mountains and passed the gorges and valleys in their midst. It was magical to be clinging to the mountain roads in the darkness. The peaks clutched massive boulders tentatively, threatening to send them downhill at any time. The water in the valleys below shone in the moonlight. It was these images and sensations that I desperately clung to as we sped along the winding route.

Marrakech opened up before us when I thought I could not stomach another moment of the retching and hacking of my fellow travellers. While studying a map and attempting to get our bearings we were approached by Rino, a solitary Japanese girl. She shared a taxi into the medina with us and we soon adopted her. She spent a few days with us before she flew to Spain, exploring the souqs and the bustling square with its circus of snake charmers, storytellers, henna witches and orange juice sellers.

We have been very relaxed here as Marrakech is overrun with weekenders from the UK and the rest of Europe so we are the most appropriately dressed and well mannered of the bunch! There is, of course, the occasional hassle or call of "Hey, are you fish and chips?". We are dealing.

There is much to redeem Morocco and I am pleased to say we've found our share. But it has been the most stressful country I have ever travelled.

Tonight we fly to London and a bowl of homemade ice cream.

11.2.07

Cats of Spain

I can not even say how happy I was to see Karolyn and Bryan. We had taken a lousy overnight train from the middle of France and woken to a dreary, chilly day in Madrid. We waited inside the parking lot of the train station for K&B to arrive from the airport and soon they pulled up in a Fiat "Van of the Year". It was not a large vehicle by American standards but it proved quite big indeed later in the day.

We were positively giddy as we made our way through Spain. The landscape was colourless and industrial but we were happy to be travelling in Spain together! While speculating as to whether we were even on the right road, the city of Toledo suddenly loomed on a hilltop before us. We were on a mission for the world's best marzipan so we drove up to the old city to park and walk around. Only there weren't a great many places to park and the signs led us in circles. On our third circle around a particular area Bryan decided to be proactive and pulled off a road that was closed to non-residents. Soon we found out why. It was about the width of a deck of cards. As we passed people had to crowd into doorways and we had to pull in the side mirrors. You can witness some of the terror here:


In the end we found the most delicious marzipan imaginable and headed off for Granada.

With MUCH difficulty we checked into the Best Western of Granada (they were insistent that we needed two separate rooms and there was no way four people could share two large beds). Then we were off to enjoy the extraordinary nightlife of the city. Bryan took us on a whirlwind walking tour of food and drink. We hit probably five tapas bars, ordered a vino tinto or three and were presented with piles of roasted vegetables or tortillas or cheese or fried seafood or flaming chorizo! Each bar was more crowded than the next and we fought for space to stand, never mind sit. The air was damp and warm as we tried to decipher street names and establishment signs. Karolyn smashed a sour orange growing on the busy streets into my mouth, but I forgave her almost immediately. That is the depth of joy we were experiencing in Granada. We were insanely happy by the time we wandered back to the hotel.

Next day after a spectacular and disastrous tour of the Alhambra (don't ever let them convince you that they are handicapped accessible), we drove in the general direction of the Costa del Sol. The landscape changed rapidly; the plains and vineyards rose into the Sierra Nevada ranges and then the Mediterranean opened up before us. We stopped in Nerja along the coast for a break and a meal. This was our first chance to walk through the streets of a typical, whitewashed Mediterranean town and it did not disappoint. The contrast in colours from the verdure of the mountains, along the stark white buildings, down to the golden sand and then the sea with its multitude of blues was stunning.

We arrived to the resort later in the afternoon and I felt so relieved to have a space to unpack and relax. The place was amazing and had great amenities for a weary traveller. It made a wonderful base from which to make our incredible day trips.

First up was Ronda for which we slowly ascended narrow roads behind lethargic lorries and frustrated commuters. Twisting around the mountains we could occasionally glimpse the sea behind us or the glimmer of a white village set in the distance ahead. Ronda's big draw is the dramatic drop of the gorge, which cuts through the center of the town. We girls sat at a gorge-side restaurant for a drink while Bryan climbed the 100s of ancient steps to the base of the stone. The weather was bright, if a bit cold, and we drove away feeling satiated from the delicious specialties we sampled at several restaurants. I loved the brief respite of sitting at a tapas bar with a drink and a small plate and then moving to a different setting and selection.

The drive down was far more eventful than the climb. The road was even more narrow, if possible, and it passed under the canopy of trees and wound more aggressively along the mountain. We passed through Atajate, a village built on a remarkable, unimaginable vertical slope down the mountain. As the sun began to sink behind the ranges the road fell under a heavy cloud and it seemed we were driving in the sky.

The next day we went to Gibraltar. It was exciting to see the rock appear as we drove closer to the British-owned peninsula. The "border crossing" was uneventful and we took a tour of the sights to make things fast and simple. The highlight of the tour was at the summit of the upper rock, where a small monkey jumped on Jessica's head.
Afterwards we had fish and chips and Bryan and Jessica had a few pints in the strange pubs. It was disconcerting to withdraw British sterling from the cash machines (which we would be unable to use anywhere but in Gibraltar). Overall it was an interesting place to visit, but not one I have the desire to see again.

On Friday we visited Malaga and the Picasso museum. Both were beautiful. The city was gearing up for Carnaval and the signs and street decoration made me wish we had more time for exploration and revelry.

Saturday Karolyn and Bryan were leaving so the day was low key. We dipped our bodies into the frigid Mediterranean for a moment. Yikes. We went to the Estepona pier for paella before they drove back to Madrid and enjoyed the sun but not the unattended child who chucked dirt and stones at Jessica's head.

Sunday we checked out after a frantic packing job. The hotel suite was so incredibly comfortable that it had encouraged us to spread our possessions around the rooms in a seriously irresponsible manner. After making our way to San Pedro we boarded a bus for Algeciras. Without incident we bought our ferry tickets and set out for the continent of Africa.

3.2.07

We flew into Paris, completely shaken from our near-death experience and expecting the worst from the French. The train ride into the city was surprisingly quiet, except for the warbles of a chanteuse with a mic and a speaker. Paris was Spring-like, which delighted and horrified us. Being mid-January, it should not have been so warm. We took in the sights through our poor man's walking tour; Notre Dame, the exterior of the Louvre and the Tuilleries, Champs Elysée (aha! This stupid keyboard-Français is finally useful!), Arc de Triomphe, Moulin Rouge, Moulin de la Gallette, Sacre Couer with its view of the entire city twinkling in the darkness. We also witnessed what I assume was the demise of a pantsless gentleman laying on the cobbled streets of Place du Tertre in Montmartre. When we left the square he was surrounded by paramedics...

All in all, Paris was alright. I struggled to travel and survive there more than in my first days in Russia! It is my opinion that French city folk are just uninterested in being patient or helpful when people are trying to communicate with them in their native language. I did not find this to be true when we had the opportunity to venture into the countryside.

We caught a train from Paris' Montparnesse to Angers and then connected to Champtoce. Wendy and Hannah met us at the small Champtoce-Sur-Loire train stop and whisked us through the narrow streets to their Chateau du Pin. The chateau loomed in the dusk as we drove up the entryway. Everytime it was in my view I had the same surreal feelings. Even at such a late date roses in yellows, pinks and reds were in bloom. (There was a day that it snowed and we ran out to take photos of the icy roses.) The grass was a vibrant green. Walking out towards the chapel in the back between the giant topiaries it was easy to feel as if you'd stepped into Wonderland. We were helping to paint some of the countless rooms and it was quite a delicate process. The wooden floors are very old so we had to be sure not to damage them. It was incredibly bizarre to be washing off paintbrushes in a 17th century bathtub! Wendy and Henri treated us very well, feeding us like queens (the daily fromage course is sorely missed!) We had a great time exploring the local bakeries and open-air markets to try and purchase our hazelnut bread or fruits and vegetables. It was wonderful to be given such a unique travelling experience by people who are like family.

On our last day Wendy brought us to Angers and we visited the Chateau d'Angers (which they call the Elephant castle) and its tapestries of the Apocalypse. Then we caught a train to Blois to board the Elipsos Trenhotel on which we departed France.

12.1.07

So the Lesson Is...

The abbreviated story about Iceland is as follows: we rented a car to drive to the southern town of Vik. We had heard stories of amazing scenery, the black sand beach, the rock formations, etc etc. So we did rent a car and made arrangements to keep it for one day and return it the next at the airport before we flew to Paris. We saw Vik, it was beautiful. The weather was extremely changeable and we thought we might miss our time at the shore because of a storm that raged in, dumped some snow and prevented us from seeing much of anything at the shore. But as we drove away the sun pierced the clouds and storms gave way to a brilliant sunny day, all in the span of ten minutes. That experience should have been a warning.

Our next stop was going to be the Blue Lagoon. We had a map that looked to have only major roads on it, with the occasional dotted line indicating "highland roads" which required off road vehicles. Obviously we knew that we couldn't take those, but we saw a major route that looked direct to Grindavik, where we would find the Lagoon. We turned onto the road and it seemed a bit less maintained than the others. But still passable. The weather was still relatively good and it wasn't far to drive according to our map. Well after about five minutes it started to snow. After fifteen minutes what was a light dusting had become deep drifts of heavily accumulating snow. The falling flakes were blinding enough, but every once in awhile the nose of the car would plow into a deep spot and snow would shoot up on the windshield making it impossible to see anything! The wipers were useless. I didn't feel like I could go forward or turn around! There weren't any cars around and nothing, NOTHING as far as the eye could see. No buildings, homes, farms, people, nothing nothing nothing. There were times when the snow would clear off the windshield and I could see about ten feet in front of me. One of these times I looked to the left and saw that the road was perched on a cliff with a straight drop off into the ocean below.

We drove in absolute terror for about a half an hour and eventually the car slid to the left and off the road. We were at an angle and I had to climb out of the passenger side of the car. We surveyed the scene: mountains to our right, raging, dark ocean was about 100 yards to our left, there was a small house (the only one for miles) next to us. We checked it out but it was empty and bolted shut, a summer cottage. We were in a panic, honestly thinking we could die in the cold and snow easily. Our only option seemed to be sleeping in the car until morning as it was getting dark. But the car would have been covered quickly in the snow storm, trapping us inside.

Needless to say that did not happen. A mere 15 minutes later we were rescued by two guys (Svavar and Eythor) off to get a snowmobile. They looked at us like we were aliens, panicked and disheveled. They explained that they were probably the only two people who would travel that road for days. That road was used only for summer travel and the occasional daredevil. Basically it was CLOSED, with no notification or blockage.

We rode with these two saviors to outer nowhere to get their snowmobile. When we got back to the car five hours later it was already covered in snow. There was no way to pull it out, though they tried. Now we had to figure out how we would get to the airport and the bigger issue: what to do with the car that was sure to be completely buried by morning?

No problem, Svavar knew a guy who worked at the car rental agency and called them, explaining in rapid Icelandic where the car was (next to the "ghost house" apparently). He then brought us to Reykjavik to get our stuff, had us sleep at his mom's house and drove us to the airport at 4am on about 2 hours of sleep.

Next time we go to Iceland it will be in the summer.